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A Satirical Report By ALEXIA KADOTA-BROWNER, ALEXA GLOVIN, LOUISA AUSTRIACU and SHANIA MEHTA Didn’t the first 2 weeks of quarantine feel like a fever dream? Relive that lazy era when we had no idea what […]

A Satirical Report By GIANLUCA CONSOLE, CASEY LEVY, JAKE COHEN, ROHAN BHASIN and EVAN ARZANIPOUR COVID-19 has brought new types of learners to Jericho and here is how we see them.

By CHARLOTTE LEIGH Students and teachers are being canceled left and right at Jericho High School. The CANCELED-19 Newsletter informs the community of the recent “hot goss” on who’s canceled and why.

A Satirical Report By QI WANG, AARON MARASIA, TYLER SIEGMANN , JULIA PENCHUK and JENNA WISELTIER When Jericho students turn off their cameras during the online classes, let’s see what they are doing.

A Satirical Report By JOEY CAPACCHIONE and PERRY AXELROD 20th Century Studios has just released their new, highly anticipated movie, “Suzanne Wick.” Star actor Joey Capacchione plays Jericho High School English teacher Ms. Valenza, an […]

A Satirical Report By ASHLEY CHEN and MICHELLE WU To make this crazy time even crazier, Jericho students have been obsessed with reminiscing on past trends. As we look into what students have been doing, […]

A Satirical Report By ALLISON LEE and TANYA JAIN In what students are calling “the embarrassment of the century,” members of Ms. Rogovitz’s marketing class were caught with their cameras off, revealing the truth about […]

A Satirical Report By ETHAN BROWN During the COVID pandemic, group projects and class discussions have, for the most part, vanished. Breakout rooms are a common solution to this dilemma, but these rooms don’t exactly […]

A Satirical Report By WENXUAN-SANDI SHAO and JESSIE-JIAYU LU After months of quarantine, students’ excitement for remote learning slowly transformed into something else.

A Satirical Report By AVI SALOMON and STEVEN YU Up-and-coming rapper Lil Salomon released the music video to his hit single “Mask On,” a remix of Future’s “Mask Off.”