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Fully Remote Fiasco

A Satirical Report By ARABELLA BALGOBIND and ZAARA MALIK Welcome to online school! Come and follow Arabella and Zaara’s roller-coaster of a school day as fully remote students.

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Seniors Passively Party at Pandemic Prom

A Satirical Report By SHRIYA BANSAL, LINDSEY KOMSON, SAMANTHA MERY and TYLER SIEGMANN UPDATE: All students who attended this “secret prom” caught COVID-19. A two week quarantine means no graduation ceremony…sorry seniors!