JerUh-Oh

By Invader Zim, Director of the Academy of Extra-terrestrial Americans For years the space-dwelling community has been snubbed by the Academy.  This year was particularly telling when not even one alien picked up an award.  It’s […]

By IBRAHIM SHABIR, CALVIN WANG, ZESEN YING, and DAVID FENG Diligent student David tries his hardest to get to his next class before the four minute break is over. Media not working? Click here.

by NEEVA SHAFIIAN As soon as the clock struck the ripe time of 7:00 a.m. on December 19th, 2019, my alarm disrupted my peaceful sleep with a low voice I knew all too well. “MAKE […]

A Satirical Report By JOHNNY ELLIS, HOWIE GU, and ALEX MEDOLLA In perhaps one of the most shocking turn of events in Jericho history, Assistant Principal Dagoberto Artiles identified himself as underground rap superstar DR TILES. The rap legend revealed […]

A Satirical Article By HALEY GOLDSTEIN, BARI BRITVAN and NICOLE MALEN In a shocking turn of events, Jericho High School senior Grayce Mahk has been outed as the mastermind behind the school’s underground baked goods […]

A Satirical Report By NIKKI DUKOFF, NIKKI BERRIN and SAMMI SILVERMAN With the rampant use of cell phones in the classroom, many teachers here at Jericho High School have tried to incorporate new technology into their […]

A Satirical Report By NICK ALBICOCCO Last week, security cameras captured evidence of Kanye West and his entourage meeting with Mr. Coval confirming that he will be featured on Kanye’s upcoming album. This is not […]