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How to Get a Prom Date 101

A Satirical Report By MORGAN PARK, JUSTIN SAMUEL, SYLAS CHACKO and JASON ZHENG Heartbroken because he can’t find a prom date, Jarson is desperate. Just as all hope is lost, Morgan, Sylas and Justin come […]

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No Home in the Nest

By CLAIRE MA, RYAN LAM, BRANDON JUNG, ANSHUL VEMURI, ETHAN NA, SYDNEY SABESAN and MACKENZIE SETTON Confused why students keep skipping his Nest periods, Mr. Jung seeks to entertain his students with new activities. His […]

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Devious Licks with a Twist

A Satirical Report By ANSHULA AGRAWAL, CRAIG DIXON, TANISHA LAKHI, ADRIANNA TSIOROS and MICHAEL ZHANG Jericho High School has been experiencing a surge of Devious Licks around campus, however this recent outbreak cannot be attributed […]

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Promjection

A Satirical Report By JASON LI, TERAN JAFARI, JOEY KLEIN, BRANDONWONG, TAUS BARI, AFRAZ YOUSUF, SKY ZHU and CHRISTIAN GAGLIANO Prom season is rapidly approaching, and only one man has yet to findsomeone who will […]

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The Attendance Room

A Satirical Report By DARYN WEINER, ELIZABETH BECKER, SOPHIA WEI, MIRIAM SHEIKH and NATALIA PEREZ Jericho High School has made its attendance policy stricter, but that is no match for senior Pam.