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Hawk Ones with Julius the Security Guard
By BHAVIN BALGOBIND, ANTHONY HIRTZEL and MUSA MA Enjoy getting to know our beloved security guard Julius Opa in this Hawk Ones episode (modeled after the YouTube sensation “Hot Ones”).
Articles by Suzanne Valenza
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JerUh-Oh 2025
Enjoy this year’s satirical videos brought to you by the Creative Writing classes.
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Mission Impossible: Cut Slip Edition
A satirical report by Shubhan Mehta, AJ Santiago, Katherin Lee, Chris Zhang and Matthew Zhao Watch as Shubhan Mehta, a student known for his lateness, races against theclock and continuously fails to arrive to class […]
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Valid-AI-torians
A satirical report by Ryan Lee, Meera Mudgil, Rebecca Perlman and Esther Jiang The valedictorians used Chat-GPT and referenced the AI as Chad Gupta?! How long have they been using it? The answer is unclear. […]