Year: 2022

A Satirical Report by BEN ROSNER, ADRIANO GRECO, LIAM KOMATSU, MAXIMILLIAN KLUZEK, ALEXANDER NAVI and HASAN SIDDIQUI Special Agent AD is on a mission to save the school. While everyone thinks he is an apathetic […]

A Satirical Report By MADDY LANDSBERG, ASHLEY RAND, JASMINE CHEN and CAROLINE SALINAS Two Jericho High School students want to run away from school, and they attempt to overcome many obstacles in their quest.

by ALLI PEARLMAN, SAMMIE BLAIR, TIFFANY YEGANEH, SYDNEY GRISHMAN AND EVIE GLICKMAN Frustrated Jericho High School teachers begin using a specialized teacher hotline to help them navigate problems with the student body.

A satirical report by RAIYAN AHMED, PRANAV NAIR, JACOB KHIM, MAHAD MOSFIQUE, BLAKE MAYOURIAN, DANIEL PAK and LUCAS ELKOWITZ Tired of sitting through boring Nest periods, the students of Mr. A’s class decide to play […]

A satirical report by STEFANI ANDREOLAS, LYDIA DONG, DANI GANSL, JOANNE GOSAL, ALYSSA KAMITSIS and SYDNEY LESNICK Students and teachers are reporting missing items from classrooms, and one reporter is trying to crack the case.

A Satirical Report By EVELYN ZHU, ISABELLA ARISTY, WAJEEHA HASSAN and JENNIFER PENG School turns upside down when teachers emulate seniors in their most beloved tradition ever–senior cut day.

A Satirical Report By MORGAN PARK, JUSTIN SAMUEL, SYLAS CHACKO and JASON ZHENG Heartbroken because he can’t find a prom date, Jarson is desperate. Just as all hope is lost, Morgan, Sylas and Justin come […]

A Satirical Report By HARIS IQBAL Seniors at Jericho High School have set a precedent of cutting classes every once in a while during their final year of school. However, the class of 2022 has taken […]

By CLAIRE MA, RYAN LAM, BRANDON JUNG, ANSHUL VEMURI, ETHAN NA, SYDNEY SABESAN and MACKENZIE SETTON Confused why students keep skipping his Nest periods, Mr. Jung seeks to entertain his students with new activities. His […]

A Satirical Report By JESSY SIEGMANN, MADISON KANE, WILLA LEFKOWICZ, PATTY YAN, KATIE CHOI and RYAN FISTEL Ms. Valenza is stressed with editing papers for her journalism classes, and desires the freedom of being a […]