Year: 2021

A Satirical Report By BILL LIU Jericho High School began operating its new COVID-19 vaccine delivery service, Vaxxpress. This service is modeled after popular food trucks students usually enjoy during the Homecoming Dance. Ever since […]

A Satirical Article By SYDNEY LESNICK and REESA LEFKOWICZ Following vaccine distribution, Jericho students have reportedly been randomly bursting into song throughout the school day. Instead of music on the loudspeaker in between periods, it […]

A Satirical Report By CHASE BRODSKY and SAMARA MEHTA Problems with pandemic safety? Watch this video for hacks that will keep you virus free.

A Satirical Report By AVA ALBICOCCO and REMI WEBB Like most of the country, face masks are mandatory at Jericho High School. See how students are coping with this, at times, maddening requirement.

A Satirical Report By ARABELLA BALGOBIND and ZAARA MALIK Welcome to online school! Come and follow Arabella and Zaara’s roller-coaster of a school day as fully remote students.

A Satirical Report By SHRIYA BANSAL, LINDSEY KOMSON, SAMANTHA MERY and TYLER SIEGMANN UPDATE: All students who attended this “secret prom” caught COVID-19. A two week quarantine means no graduation ceremony…sorry seniors!

A Satirical Report By MATTHEW WANG Covid man goes around the neighborhood helping people who are in trouble during the quarantine.

A Satirical Report By ADA CHEN, ERICA HOOSHI and CHLOE LIU LONG ISLAND, NY– In what local authorities are calling a “near tragedy,” Karen Davidson, a 47-year-old mother of 5 and executive gold star member […]