Breaking news! A baked goods cartel has run rampant at Jericho High School, the seniors have decided to visit a dude ranch for spring break, and the JerEcho has officially become BuzzFeed. Oh, and Happy April Fools’ Day!
To all of our subscribers: guess what? All 19 of these emails you’re receiving in rapid succession may seem irritating, but by receiving them you’re honoring a wonderful tradition here at the JerEcho: every April Fools’ Day, we release our satire edition, the JerUh-Oh, which lovingly teases the Jericho community. So, yeah. You’re welcome.
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A special thank you to Ms. Valenza’s Creative Writing classes for all of their contributions.
Enjoy!